May 06, 2009

Another parody

With apologies to Leonard Bernstein etc. and sung to the tune of "Maria" from West Side Story --

Diarrhea
I met you last week, Diarrhea
And suddenly my life may never be the same to me

Diarrhea!
Say it soft and it's almost like pissing
Say it loud and you'll hear the spitzing

Diarrhea,
I soon hope to stop saying
Diarrhea!

1 comment:

  1. Gotta maintain that sense of humor!

    When Matt's brother was a kid he'd say "Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is," when someone was a long time in the bathroom. :/

    Now you are thinking, "Gee, thanks for sharing THAT."

    I hope you're all better soon!

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