Coffee, chocolate, men... some things are just better rich.
In Italy, espresso is considered so essential to daily life that the price is regulated by the government.
Coffee Pain (the joke)
Linda and Jill were chatting over coffee.
Said Linda, "I've been experiencing a strange and painful side effect from coffee. I'm fine when I drink it black, but if I use cream, or sugar, or both, I get a stabbing pain in one eye."
Linda took a sip of her coffee. "Oww!" she cried. "There it goes again!"
Said Jill, "Take the spoon out of the cup."